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Dry humor merch for people who notice tiny social crimes — and take them personally.
There's a difference
between chatting
and cutting.
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Drop 01
Rude is a matter of interpretation. You've interpreted correctly.
Technically Not Rude.
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Technically Not Rude. Long Sleeve
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Est. out of principle. For grievances that deserve to be documented.
Spirit Store Alumni Mug
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Prettay. Prettay. Good.
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The small moments. The minor slights. The things you notice and nobody admits bother them.
Sarcastic Sayings
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Petty But Accurate
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STOP & CHAT ZONE
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DISGRUNTLED. Dad Cap
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About
We make dry humor content for people who are bothered by the things most people don't bother to notice. It performs. People wanted merch. So now there's merch. That's the whole story. Pretty good.
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Printed on demand via Printify on real blanks — Bella Canvas tees, proper ceramic mugs. Not made in a basement. Pretty good, actually.
Full sizing charts shown before you buy anything. No guessing, no surprises. You'll know exactly what you're getting into.
Free on orders over $35 — US and Canada. Under $35, standard rates apply at checkout. Most orders qualify for free shipping without even trying.
3–5 business days production, then 5–10 days delivery. Ships from the US. Not overnight, but worth it.
Yes. Standard encrypted checkout through Shopify. Your card is fine. We're not that kind of operation.
No. Independent humor merch. Not affiliated with Larry David, HBO, or Curb Your Enthusiasm. We just notice the same things.
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Prettay.
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